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Andy Demotivational Poster

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled

TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

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Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!

THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means

TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?

PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.

TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.

WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.

TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.

BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...

1-UP MUSHROOM BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES - They'll make you loopy

TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.54/5

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MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.

TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

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rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.

Quality -

TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct tape
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs

MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.

TAGS: music candy
Rating: 4.49/5

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internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:25 pm
Don't worry Amren, we all hit rock bottom sometime in our lives... :P
Amren - July 24, 2011, 10:49 am
How I long for the day when rap goes away! Hey, I rapped...Crap!

RANDY SAVAGE - I'm coming for you Jesus, no rapture on my watch !!!

TAGS: randy savage coming for jesus
Rating: 4.4/5

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crankyhead - May 21, 2011, 1:24 am
Randy, if you end up in hell in5tead, drop kick Bin Laden for me ok?

VOICES - Because psychopaths are fun to watch


TAGS: nature trees handy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:15 am
Celebrate Life!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:16 am
steph1 - April 5, 2011, 2:32 pm
what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism

24 INCHES OF FLAVOR AND FUN! - Sounds like a midget I used to date!

TAGS: candy
Rating: 4.27/5

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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 9:20 pm
What a coincidence! I saw them too, Tree! But it was just the man's daughter, so...
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bridget the Midget FTW! On a side note, one time I was driving towards Chicago, when I noticed something. A man, about six and a half feet tall, holding hands with a midget no more then three feet tall. I almost crashed from laughing so hard! XD

PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)

TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:44 am
Natural Disasters: God's way of "Cleaning house".
Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive shot people for less. lol jk

POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT - Sometimes you feel like destroying half the coastline.

TAGS: godzilla mounds candy crazy disaster
Rating: 4.5/5

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MPsniper - June 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
i KNEW that wasnt a tsunami
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 6:24 pm
lol, but now that jingle is 5tuck in my head
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:58 pm

nice re-work dude....good first effort.

Dagoba -

TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


TAGS: andy rooney teachers
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:22 am
I'll remember that Mr. Airman
Peso - January 24, 2011, 7:48 am
Profound! Don't know about Andy Rooney, but my brother was boffing his English teacher in HS. I'm sure he often "remembers" her...
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Me, too, Rerun. I've considered legal action...but revenge would be sweeter. (There was that incident of the cherry bomb in the nun's restroom in 1961; but the less said about that, the better...they're still looking...)
rerun - January 21, 2011, 6:48 pm

this is fantastic.....I have several teachers I remember who helped me shape my life and become who I am today.

THE ELVIS DONUT - Peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon... ...Thank you,thank you very much!

TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.48/5

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Ozzy Osbourne Fan - March 25, 2009, 1:58 pm
Incredibly good idea. very nice


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally gay?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna assume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey fucks eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.

NINTENDO - Gaining the preferences of the furry fandom

TAGS: krystal barbara the bat candy kong midna
Rating: 3.25/5

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Mursa - August 8, 2009, 11:47 pm
well.... theres krystal so I wont disagree to much. They got my vote.


TAGS: andy rooney
Rating: 4.28/5

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msouth - September 27, 2010, 1:21 pm
Very well written and generally well argued, but in a state school with compulsory attendance where the "christians" can decide to kick the sh*t out of the runty little atheist who doesn't bow...there's an argument in the other direction, too.
bangoskank - September 27, 2010, 10:03 am
amsome 5Ls and amen from an athiest
Cloudchaser - September 25, 2010, 9:59 am
All they see is the "no law respecting an establishment of religion" and they ignore the "prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
Cloudchaser - September 25, 2010, 9:58 am
Yep there's a controversy. Atheists using the 1st amendment of our Constitution to force their atheist views on others. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
forseti - September 25, 2010, 7:49 am
Is there a controversy about that issue in the USA?? I'm an atheist, but I don't care if anyone wants to pray. It's all about respecting each other. Shouldn't be discussed in a free world. 5 prayers to every existing god
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:51 am
very nice. 5L's
MisterJJ - September 24, 2010, 4:39 pm
FYI, China is officially Athiest, but they allow 4 religions. You don't hear prayers outside of the touristed-up temples, although Christianity is gaining ground.

JESUS CHRIST - Who knew he lived in a Kit Kat bar?

TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.44/5

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Koradan - June 25, 2010, 7:47 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmm, that's good Jesus!!
agdaniele - April 21, 2009, 1:04 am
Finally, a communion wafer we can all enjoy!

HAPPINESS - Is like Candy ,..ya gotta share it..

TAGS: candy share happiness friends love
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mistyblu - March 2, 2012, 9:22 pm
i did it!...i made one for motitwist also...:)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 3:14 pm
It's nothing wrong, Moti-Twist is a sister site to Motifake, located here > www.motivationaltwist.com for posters that can be interpreted in a positive (ie not demotivational) way.
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:13 pm
where is moti twist..would you give me the link?..directions.?I hope I havent done anything wrong. I can also be reached at [email protected]
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:10 pm
Not terribly good with computers..what do i do?Would you help me please.
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:54 pm
Please also upload to Moti-Twist

CANDY - When people ask me to share... I give them the ones I don't like

REPUBLICANS - Creepy old white men with candy

TAGS: republicans candy old men
Rating: 3.05/5

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Uncle Sam - February 18, 2009, 10:51 am
stays at the Iowa Ballroom

SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3/5

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HtD - April 13, 2009, 7:31 am
Damnit, I get what you're saying Sean.
Sean - April 13, 2009, 3:10 am
It's at times like this that I must come face to face with the fact that I've have probably seen way too much porn. And anyone who gets what I'm saying ... you too.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 12, 2009, 11:49 pm
My god, you're evil, aren't you? Is Hawaii not already some wonderland of beautiful weather, fresh fruit, gorgeous women, and the best coffee? Do you need to gild that lily? Look at that thing! It's like candy became an angel. *sob* I'm on a diet!!!
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 11:10 pm
I'm sooooooooooo jealous

EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes

TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW - That's The Last Time We Invite Him To The Family Cook-Out

IT'S A TRAP! - "Hey! There's no candy in here!!"

TAGS: babysitter candy childcar
Rating: 4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 11:02 pm
Hammy, cut the other pedo's some slack will ya?

CADBURY CREAM EGGS - Why I love Easter candy the most...

STUPIDITY MEDICINE - Which pill will you take today?

TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.87/5

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Shotsy - June 22, 2009, 9:48 pm
Ahhh crap I forgot to take my crazy pill today!

DON'T WORRY KIDS - It's just the FBI

RAWR FACE - Because even Andy Biersack can pull it off too

FREE CANDY.... - Looks legit to me

TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.57/5

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dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 6:09 am
hehehe.. more legit if he put Willy Wanker

NO GRANDMA NO - I will not eat your candy !

TAGS: no grandma not eat candy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I think she is getting ready for a rave or possibly, The Burning Man...
dslohand - June 11, 2012, 8:11 pm
Horiz. stripes just dont work here. maybe the Saran wrap look? whew, 5 big chokes
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:49 am
I will never look at edible underwear the same
MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 4:04 am
The saddest part is that she really is someones grandma! THE HORROR!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:38 pm

The bottles in the background tell a sad story. Nonetheless, someone hand me a cigar. I have the overpowering urge to burn out my eyes.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:15 am
pickleviper - June 9, 2012, 7:39 am


TAGS: sandy bottoms
Rating: 4.56/5

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shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:47 pm
can i get one of those applications too
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2010, 7:35 am
So where do I turn in my resume for sand applicator?


ST. MARY'S HOSPITAL FOR LIVER DISEASE - "Quick! Get me 600 CC's of Brandy, before this man sobers up!"


TAGS: candygram
Rating: 3.88/5

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BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:36 am
5 pizza delivery poodles
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am
Genius. A respectful cadre of five bowing lions, good sir.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:49 am
Hey thanks. Unexpected. But, in this life, you take it where you can get it ... which is often where someone else forgot they left it.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 12:46 am
Congrats on the perfect poster through 10 votes
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 12:25 am
We need a Mel Brooks day on the calendar. 5L Sean.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
I can now picture that too. God I love that movie. On my top ten for sure.
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 12:01 am
Your reference to 'candygram!' reminds me of Blazing Saddles "Mongo like candy."
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks, dudes. And WTFO, I originally had "candygram!" in the text but it made it kinda muddled. That skit is on Youtube, by the way.
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 11:43 pm
Outstanding! Might that have been a land-shark?
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 11:36 pm
LOL! 5Ls


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.


TAGS: bunny easter candy
Rating: 2.8/5

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TheABC - April 28, 2011, 3:39 am
Just had an epic idea, motifake trading cards, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it,
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:42 am
LOL - after the easter holidays you maybe should go see a shrink - get well soon

satisfaction -


TAGS: jack handy quote
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:15 pm

And it remains my favorite sport. But geez, I wish someone truly great would come along.


TAGS: candy loving cubby
Rating: 4.59/5

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Cubbybear - September 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
Candy Loving....great name
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:45 am
ICEMAN - September 3, 2010, 11:24 am
Face, I would have thought you would go for the gutter ball. ;)
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 11:15 am
that's Miss 25th anniversary, in 1979
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:09 am
I would take a shot at hitting the 7 10 split on that one.
Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 11:06 am
5L...That one gives new meaning to "picking up a spare"

EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.

TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm

NO SHIRT - no pants no problem

TAGS: very handy
Rating: 4.17/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:27 am
And they're Newports to boot!
jameswnash - October 7, 2010, 9:22 pm
MOOBS? Why Airman why?

BIKER WEEK - It ain't about the bikes...

TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - December 19, 2010, 3:54 pm

It's about the "ride"
Rikol - July 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
After checking out the hotness that is the biker chick, I noticed the guy in the black shirt and his woman beside him. LOL. Here baby, hold my drink, I have got to get a shot of THIS. LOL

CANDY - It's good for you.

TAGS: candy nsfw
Rating: 3.32/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 5:57 am
To coin a phrase, um num num num num num num num.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 2:14 am
Say what???
Big V - November 21, 2009, 2:08 am
Ich wunsche der suesen maedchen.
Shiny! - October 18, 2009, 2:26 am
What do you wanna bet her name is Kandi, too?
untersturmfurher - September 4, 2009, 8:43 am
gimma Moar Candyand sexy women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 12:55 am
The Hoof - August 12, 2009, 12:27 am
That bitch needs to eat a cheeseburger, fuck candy.
mr_Jones - June 15, 2009, 10:35 am
Candy... I'd eat it right off of her
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 3:23 pm
Awwwww, she looks sweet!

SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December

TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

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TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.

MEDICATION - A sure fire cure all for all that bothers you (well...that's what I heard)

TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.64/5

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lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:26 pm
Yah i wouldnt suggest this form of meds for people who have pre-dispositions to schitzophrenia or Bi-polar... speaking from xperience.. too many friends fucked up.. im still ok tho :) Ritalin tho.... thats just a brain chem changer..might as well take E's
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:54 am
nah i didn't know how to snort until after i quit ritalin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:05 am
did you try snorting it?
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:58 am
i quit ritalin bc it didn't work
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 2:18 am
If you have adhd and are self medicating....Can I have your ritalin?
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:15 am
dont trust them it help me with my adhd one time i took a huge hit and ooo look a a butterfly
Silvermist - April 23, 2009, 6:10 pm
Trust me on this one, that is NOT always true... depends on the person really...


SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.

RANDY ORTON'S VOICES - They tell him to headlock.....again.....and again.....and again.

BIRTHDAY RAPE - Well, not really... Even Barney and Aunt Bea yelled "Surprise!"

TAGS: andy has his o face on
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 11:11 pm
But he kept it in his shirt pocket. :/
rerun - November 11, 2010, 10:29 pm

and to think....we always suspect Barny had the only "bullet"


TAGS: boxing ballet rerun jack handy
Rating: 4.3/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 22, 2011, 8:22 pm
It's like the beer barrel polka, without the beer, the barrel, or the polka.

JON PERTWEE - Reverse the polarity!

MARY JANE - Putting a Smile On Your Child's Face As Soon AsYour Back Was Turned

HUNGRY EMO - Cock or Candy she wants one of the two my vote is candy

COPROPHILIA - It's never been so much fun, and so very, very yummy.

I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said

The Sugar Rush -

Trick or Treat -

Overlord -

jolly old elf? cia spook? -

TAGS: sandy claws
Rating: 5/5

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observingthisplanet - January 14, 2014, 5:43 pm
"My favorite song?" Oh, I don't know... I guess it's EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE by the police.


TAGS: charlie oompa danger candy cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great (dirty)minds
culos - March 1, 2011, 9:58 am
great minds.... #119832 Like yours, good enough for 5 chocolate bars


HE WHO ASPIRES - to be a hero must drink Brandy

SUBWAY FLOODING - Am I the only one worried about the C.H.U.D.s? Can they breath underwater?




TAGS: the glass ceiling at necco candy was shattered
Rating: 3.88/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
One of my fav quotes!! That will do!!
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
Sure these weren't from MO's personal stash?

CHOCOLATE BUNNIES - This always makes me laugh

TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.53/5

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TAGS: comic genius i miss john candy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Stenboy - January 8, 2010, 1:25 am
I went to a matinee showing of PT&A with my girlfriend at the time. We brought a Big Gulp from 7-11 that was half C&C and JD. By the time we got to the motel room scene in the movie the Big Gulp was half empty. I never laughed so hard in my life.
union - December 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
One of those movies you can watch every time its on.


TAGS: holy grail dan brown modernized bible verse thats one randy bird typo fixed
Rating: 2.95/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 9:38 pm
Thanks, Ron. I'm glad you like it.
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 9:12 pm
my 5L...like religious jokes...great pic!

TWO GIRLS... - One Candycane. I like this better than the whole "Cup" thing.

TAGS: 2 girls 1 candycane
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:31 pm
I'll pass... this doesn't work for me.

DEMOTIVATION - Starburst Sucks, and so do you!

EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm

TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman sexy man
Rating: 2.66/5

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Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom

WANT MORE ANDY ROONEY - With Those Eyebrows?


TAGS: macho man maddness randy cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 10:54 pm
Is that Miss Elizabeth in the bed?
Cubbybear - January 14, 2011, 10:14 pm
A tribute to the Macho Man


TAGS: so tired of chutes and ladders and candyland
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:26 pm
LMAO! 5Ls, sickartist.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:10 pm
expansion included?!? 5 ;)


TAGS: woman boy candy car addiction
Rating: 4.38/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:14 pm
Mrs Robinson are you trying to seduce me? Well forget the sweetie and get me drunk bitttch
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:13 am
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: bo jennifer andy holly michelle kim ellen jane
Rating: 4.33/5

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culos - May 30, 2010, 3:06 pm
did you mean Mammorial day perchance?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:36 am
...Ursula Andress, Catherine Denur, and Charo twice.
TokinFire - May 30, 2010, 1:17 am
Hey, you forgot Julianne Moore.
Cubbybear - May 28, 2010, 3:39 pm
They're hottie Veterans, none of them are DEAD yet.





TAGS: shhhh im still giving mine heart shaped boxes of candy on easter
Rating: 3.97/5

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agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 5:22 pm
More like... I'm going as "easy" hee hee.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:22 pm
Heh, #2 and #4 are 'like I totally forgot to dress up'.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 4:47 pm
5L always...great, great ideas so blended together.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:33 pm
Great tag line


TAGS: chompers scary clowns that s not candy he s reaching for
Rating: 3.95/5

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Chompers - February 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
Best $25 trench coat I ever bought.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 4:38 pm
if by tricks you mean molestations, yes he does tricks...
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:36 pm
does it do tricks?
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
AMSOME MATT!! Nice Tirbute! 5 effed up balloon animals

YES, YES, YES - You can leave your hat on


#54 ENSOR STREET - Oh no no no my dear.., you have it all wrong... I am #5 Ensor Street.., 4 is the age you have to be to come inside for a Candy...

TAGS: sweety naughty old greybeard candy
Rating: 3.67/5

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5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:51 pm
you must be no taller than the 5 to ride the Grampanator. Please be advised kicking and screaming can result in sudden loss of life.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:10 am
Sick but funny.

INNOCENCE - Why yes, the candy IS in my pocket!

TAGS: innocence candy
Rating: 3.67/5

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coldinjected - April 4, 2011, 7:50 am
It's Anna Song
GFNeves - April 3, 2011, 4:51 pm
fasteddie youre right... geezus!!! name!her name?!
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2010, 9:53 pm
the bumpy road girl!! again
fasteddie - December 2, 2010, 8:41 pm
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 12:05 am
She doesn't want the candy, dude. She is waiting on a negotiated price for the "date".

CANNED BACON - For emergency use only!

TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.45/5

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boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 1:33 am
even better its supposed to last at upto 20 years
rerun - June 13, 2009, 9:34 pm

looks pre-cooked as well. Even better
Cubbybear - March 26, 2009, 2:02 pm
Stock pile it for the zombie/robot wars.
Fatty - March 26, 2009, 11:25 am
Every emergency needs bacon.
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 11:08 am
Looks like we can stockpile bacon for after the Apocalypse!